Double dipping Devin

The setup: It was Devin’s birthday, so I hosted a pool party for her at my place. As the night went on and the guests got a few drinks in them, a little bit of skinny dipping was in order. With this going on in the background of the festivities, the birthday girl got a gander and what a buddy of mine was packing. Devin: This party has been so much fun! Thanks again for hosting. Alex: You bet. So did you get everything you wanted for your birthday? D: Yeah! Well, except I haven’t gotten laid but the night is young I guess… Speaking of, what’s up with your friend in the pool with no shorts and the third leg? A: Frenchy? Total delinquent. D: I’ll bet! Maybe it’s the rum talking, but I’m thinking I’d like to see how much of that thing I can fit down my throat tonight. A: I’m sure he’d be more than happy for you to find out. Hey! Frenchy! Get over here, there’s someone I’d like you and the Loch Pants Monster to meet! D: Ohmygod! Hey, that’s not all I had in mind for tonight though. A: Oh? Do tell… D: How should I say this… OK, I’ve got a birthday present on the way but I don’t want everybody here to see it when it arrives. So I was hoping you could help me out by sneaking that present to me through the back door. A: I see… I think I’ve seen your house. You’ve got that big back yard, right? I’ll bet you’ve got one of those wide sliding doors to the patio back there. This delivery should be a cinch! D: Actually, my back door is very narrow compared to the front door. It’s going to be a tight squeeze but I’m confident that you’re the man for this job. A: OK, then I’ll do my damnedest to see it through… Yo, Frenchy! Quit dickin’ around in the pool and meet us upstairs in five minutes. The birthday girl says she requires our assistance in the assembly of her favorite sandwich!